Civil Disobedience, Anarchy, The Girl

Denny: You're jeopardizing my loopholes.
           What's this all about? Talk to me.

Alan: It's about civil disobedience, Denny. It's about anarchy.
         It's about.................the girl.
         I have a completely inexplicable, unwarranted...
         small, but embarrassing crush on the girl.

Denny: That girl?

Alan: She's......fruity chewing gum...
        shopping malls and sexy sweatpants and....
        Whereas I'm...
        not.
        I have no intention of acting on it.
        Nor do I regard it as anything
        more than a moment's passing fancy.
        But as moments go
        ....
        Oh, my head hurts